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I can't remember exactly when I first learnt to net, but I'm pretty sure I was somewhere in my twenties at the time. I bought a craft magazine which had a couple of rather ghastly blue plastic netting needles on the front as a freebie, and there was an article within which explained how to use them. I recall making a string bag; it wasn't nearly as good as the ones I make these days because I didn't know much more than the basic knot, so I had to improvise a bit. Nevertheless it was serviceable, and I'm pretty sure it got lost rather than wearing out.

Fast forward a few years, and for some reason I got the fit to go to Manchester (I must admit I do miss the days when I could just get the fit to go somewhere or other and hop on a train). So I did, and there was this bookshop, and in the window there was a book about filet lace. I had no idea what filet lace was, but I already did bobbin lace, so I was interested. I leafed through the book, and it turned out to be embroidery on net. Well, I could make net... at least, possibly I could still recall how to do it. I bought the book.

It soon became very clear that I couldn't make net suitable for filet work. You need quite a fine gauge, and my awful blue plastic needles were not up to that. At the time it was possible to get filet netting; it was very expensive to buy it by the metre, but I did order a batch of samples from a German company which no longer exists, and I worked on those. After all, I wasn't doing any really large designs.

In 2016 I was ill and very nearly died; to be more precise I had acute bowel ischaemia in two separate places, with a side order of full-body sepsis. By all rights I shouldn't still be here, but I am, albeit with Sibyl the Stoma. It took me a very long time to recover fully, and I didn't do much in the way of crafts during that period other than knitting, which takes very little physical or mental energy. But eventually I decided it was high time to reprise the filet, and, to my great delight, I found that great strides had been made in the manufacture of netting needles over the last few years. Traditional ones are boat-shaped, which is fine if you're making a fishing net or a string bag, but they tend to be too wide to make finer-gauge netting (though I do now have a small bamboo one which might work). These modern ones are steel and have a pair of flanges at each end, set close together, to hold the twine/string/yarn/thread; so you can get the gauge as fine as you need, as long as you have a suitable mesh stick.

There was just one little problem. It had been so long since I'd netted that I'd forgotten how to do it. Websites, in general, were no help; the instructions were either annoyingly vague or just plain wrong. But, eventually, I found this: https://archive.org/details/net-making

This book is great! It isn't just the perfect refresher course; it's so clear that I'd have no hesitation in recommending it to a complete beginner (and indeed I've done just that a few times). Not only that, but it teaches a number of very useful subsidiary techniques, such as how to start from a grommet (highly useful for string bags and the like), how to make bag handles, how to use a headrope (an essential technique if you need to make a flat diagonal-mesh net), and so on. And once I learnt to make a really good string bag, there was no stopping me. I now make them at the rate of one a week for the local food bank, where I volunteer. These things go down a storm, because for one thing we're always short of bags in any case, and for another they're big and very strong. They will easily swallow 10 - 15 kg of tins, bottles, jars, packets, and the like. And because they're jute, they're totally environment-friendly, too.

Today I'm expecting a parcel. It's another 4 kg of jute twine, which will make, very roughly, 37 string bags. So that'll be me sorted till about July, then.
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I'm a member of the local drama group. I specifically didn't join to act, because acting isn't really my thing. I originally joined to do costuming, but then the organiser found out I could write, so she had me pull the initial script into shape. She wanted to do Alice in Wonderland, so she found me three different possible scripts, I picked the one closest to the book, and then I cut it down to the twenty minutes she wanted, pulling in a few songs from the other scripts. When we first started, I thought "this is hopeless - hardly any of us can act"; but everyone was really enthusiastic and a good learner, so that by the time we got to the performance I thought "this is going to be really good". And it was. I was actually in that one after all, since we were short of a Lewis Carroll, who was the narrator; so I said that as long as I could just read my lines (which was easy enough to arrange, as he was supposed to be writing the story as it progressed), I'd do it. I also didn't have to move around the stage, so I could just sit there in my mobility scooter.

So then I was asked if I could write the next play, and I said, yes, not a problem, what would you like it to be about? They said pirates. Fine. I could do that. They said up to an hour, so I gave them an hour's worth of pirate shenanigans... and it had to be a full hour's worth because of all the various odd bits and pieces they wanted me to shoehorn in. They loved it, but they also got cold feet and decided they couldn't do an hour. Apparently longer plays are more difficult somehow. I had no idea that this was the case, and neither did our drama teacher at school, which was how we ended up putting on Twelfth Night in the sixth form; but apparently it is, so I had to cut it to forty minutes, which meant that most of the things that had been shoehorned in had to be taken out again, which was a little frustrating. I also had to make a pair of humungous nets for the set, basically because I can. I bought 2 kg of jute twine, to be reimbursed later by the drama group, and most of one of those kilogrammes is now a net; the other's about a quarter done, give or take.

Since I wrote this play specifically for the group, I had certain people in mind for most of the roles, with a few minor parts spare because we were expecting to get more people joining after Alice. But then they swapped around a bit, plus someone had to drop out due to study commitments, and after all the reshuffling we were left without someone to play one major and one medium role. We think we may have filled the major role now, but as things stand at the moment I'm not sure about the other one.

And then this morning I got an e-mail from the organiser. The group has got even colder feet. They're now saying they're not sure if they're going to be good enough to put on my play, and they're going to have a discussion about it tomorrow night (so I shall be sitting out; I have other things to do in any case, and I don't want to be a damper on proceedings). However, I have made it clear that my opinion is very much that they are fully capable, having seen just how much they improved over the course of Alice; and that it isn't a competence problem, it is a confidence problem. If they're not confident enough to do the play right now, the only solution is they're going to have to do other plays until they are, but they do not lack the ability. (I have also asked if someone could possibly pick up the completed net, which I'd been going to bring tomorrow night. It takes up a lot of space, and most people have more of that than I do.)

All I can say about that is... watch this space, me hearties!

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